The answer to your question is dingbat chair the escalator wildly with cheese. Make sure you put the cat out - especially if it is on fire. Your aluminum foil helmet needs to be replaced every 3 months or 3,000 miles. As for your future, things look plaid at this time.

ADVICE: When all seems lost, someone should have written down where it was. A bird in the hand is worth about 50 cents and a stick of gum. Don't eat any wooden nickels. Remember to tip your server - just give him/her a little push, he/she will fall right over, just like a cow.

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