Answers to your frequently asked questions.
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A hammer, a sponge, a bag of marbles and a bottle of baby oil will usually do the trick.
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As far as I know, just once, when the errant braying of a donkey threw off the readings so much that the rates for earthquake insurance for the entire year in one particular California county skyrocketed. By the next year, they figured out what had happened, and corrected the seismic sampling results. Ever since then, redundant samples are always taken from any given region and donkeys are strictly prohibited near testing sites.
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By remembering to fold the top edge downward until the word “melons” is almost completely obscured.