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Jenny Chalek Answers Your
Frequently Asked Questions
- Yes. Of course.
- No.
- It's not likely.
- A hammer, a sponge, a bag of marbles and a bottle of baby oil will usually
do the trick.
- As far as I know, just once, when the errant braying of a donkey threw off
the readings so much that the rates for earthquake insurance for the entire
year in one particular California county skyrocketed. By the next year,
they figured out what had happened, and corrected the seismic sampling
results. Ever since then, redundant samples are always taken from any given
region and donkeys are strictly prohibited near testing sites.
- 3 blind mice.
- Oh, I still love you, baby -- how can you even ask me that?
- Only if the zebra is wearing socks and the buffalo likes onions.
- By remembering to fold the top edge downward until the word
"melons" is almost completely obscured.
- 7 cats and a bottle of vodka.
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